1 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,247 Hello? 2 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,383 Moscow general hospital? 3 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,452 Yeah. Can I speak to Dr. Roberta urkel, please? 4 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,621 Thank you. 5 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:23,023 Roberta! 6 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:28,762 * happy birthday to you * 7 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,764 [continues song] 8 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,101 * happy birthday, dear mom * 9 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,768 * happy birthday-- * 10 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,036 What? 11 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,607 It's me--steve. 12 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,510 Steve urkel. 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,479 Your son. 14 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:51,452 Yes, yes, it has been A long time. 15 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:54,222 Yeah, I'm having A bad connection, too. 16 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,123 Well, it seems-- 17 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,790 Hello? [dial tone] 18 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,759 Hello? 19 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,708 Hey. What's up, steve? 20 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:17,311 Hey, 3j. How's it goin'? 21 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:21,549 Fine. Hey, man, what got Your jockeys in a bunch? 22 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,718 Ahh, my mom's in russia, 23 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,086 And I miss her a lot. 24 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,356 Hmm. What's that? 25 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,291 One of my baby pictures. 26 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:36,197 [chuckles] Dang, man, You had a big ol' head. 27 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,035 My mother Had just dropped me, 28 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,405 And the swelling Hadn't gone down yet. 29 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,641 Seems kind of cold To me. 30 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,210 That's my mama. 31 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,313 D-oh. 32 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,120 At least you know Who your mom is. 33 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,199 Hey, sweetie. 34 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,600 Hi, honey. 35 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:20,408 Oh, darn! We're outta pudding. 36 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,710 And I wanted something sweet. 37 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,912 Aww! 38 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,347 Well... 39 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:30,518 Is that sweet enough? 40 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:31,619 Yeah. 41 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,888 But I still want pudding. 42 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,994 3j, why are you home so early From hockey practice? 43 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,996 I didn't feel like playing. 44 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,365 Something wrong? 45 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,836 Come on, you can Talk to us, son. 46 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,271 But that's just it. 47 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,273 I'm not your son. 48 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,375 I'm nobody's son. 49 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,646 Well, what brought This on? 50 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,781 I been thinking About my mom. 51 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,417 I want to know where she is So I can have a real family. 52 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,920 3j, you do have A real family. Us. 53 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,323 And we love you Very much. 54 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,225 I love you guys, too, 55 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,926 But we're not related. 56 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,828 I'm just your foster kid. 57 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,498 I want to know What happened to my mom. 58 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,333 I always feel like Something's missing. 59 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,735 Oh, honey. 60 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,838 Will you guys help me Look for my mom? 61 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:26,807 Well, uh, 3j-- 62 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:30,511 Mr. W, you're A police captain. 63 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,179 I'm sure you know Lots of people. 64 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,815 I'll bet you could Find someone who knows Where my mom is. 65 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,685 Of course We'll help you, 3j. 66 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,553 I can't promise Anything, 3j. 67 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,990 You know, chicago's A pretty big city, 68 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,325 But I'll see What I can do. 69 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:47,395 Thanks, mr. W. You're the best. 70 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:51,865 Okay. 71 00:03:56,804 --> 00:04:00,708 Harriette, I'm not so sure That this is a good idea. 72 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,210 Carl, 3j is just A little boy. 73 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,178 If he feels This abandoned now, 74 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,015 How is he gonna feel When he grows up? 75 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,451 But what if we Find his mother? 76 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,185 What if she Wants him back? 77 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,121 That's A possibility. 78 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,689 Yeah. 79 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,224 Scary one. 80 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,826 Yeah, but The bottom line 81 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:22,963 Is we have to do What's best for 3j. 82 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:33,006 Alright. 83 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,975 Who's the king Of jordan? 84 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,345 I don't know. Michael? 85 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,146 No. Hussein. 86 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,848 Well, what team is he on? 87 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,584 [doorbell rings] 88 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,024 Hi, laura! 89 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:04,972 How's my dear, sweet Future sister-in-law, Doin'? 90 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,741 Alright. 91 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,745 I'm fine, myrtle. What are you Doin' in town? 92 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,281 Girl, I'm here on A mission of mercy. 93 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,450 I am determined to save My beloved edward 94 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,786 From the clutches Of that witch greta. 95 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,454 It's time he dropped That skeezer 96 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:24,625 And experienced the love Of a real woman. 97 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,763 I'm sorry, Lizard lips... 98 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,735 But you're Out of luck. 99 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:38,005 See, eddie only Dates air-breathing Mammals. 100 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,676 Oh, it's you. 101 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,578 Does your mother know You're entertaining Wildebeests 102 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:45,946 In the living room? 103 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:54,287 Now, ladies, Let's be civilized. 104 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,989 Come on, say something Nice to each other. 105 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,429 Myrtle... 106 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:04,998 That is a very Pretty outfit. 107 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,735 Thank you. 108 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:11,739 That shade of yellow 109 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,041 Matches your teeth Perfectly. 110 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,512 I see you've managed To lose some weight. 111 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,048 You're nothing but Skin and cellulite. 112 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,818 Well, I'd rather Look like this 113 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,788 Than a streetwalking Chicken. 114 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,723 Who you calling A chicken, clucky? 115 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,025 What? Girl, Now you gettin'-- 116 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,293 No! Uh-uh! 117 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,228 I'm gonna Give you Some of this. 118 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,597 Sto--stop! 119 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:37,731 Uh-uh. Alright. 120 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:38,899 Okay. 121 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,668 Fine. Alright. 122 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,535 Okay. 123 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,236 Now, you two are Out of control. 124 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,373 This ridiculous fighting Has been going on For far too long. 125 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,541 Well, we wouldn't Have a problem 126 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,978 If she would just Stay in her cage. 127 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:51,912 Look who's talking, 128 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,847 The creature from The ugly lagoon. 129 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,883 Girl, I will-- Don't you start. 130 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,018 I'm tired of you. No, you won't. Whoa! 131 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,352 Uh-uh! 132 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,789 Get off of me. 133 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,924 Y'all gonna Pull out my weave. 134 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:14,267 You know, it's too bad You two aren't guys. 135 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:18,138 Well, I do have My doubts about This one over here. 136 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,310 What are you Getting at, laura? 137 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,545 Oh, Put the hand down. 138 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,013 Well, when 2 guys Have a problem, 139 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,649 They duke it out, And it's over with. 140 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:29,983 Hmm. 141 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,318 You're right. 142 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,320 Right here, Right now, 143 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,489 Right cross! 144 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,990 Whoa, girl! 145 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:52,005 Hey, hey, wait! 146 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,273 Hey, hey! Come on! 147 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,508 Hey! 148 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,443 Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 149 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,411 No! No! No! 150 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,980 No! Uh-uh! 151 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,317 If you're Gonna fight, 152 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:07,220 Y'all got to do it In a civilized way. 153 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,089 What do you mean? 154 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,725 In a boxing ring. 155 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,393 Hmm. 156 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,529 A duel Of fisticuffs. 157 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,565 Uh-uh! 158 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,167 I'd like Nothing more 159 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,736 Than to go Evander holyfield On this heifer. 160 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,274 Well, you are on, Gruesome. 161 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,912 Fine, and if I win, 162 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,847 I get to go out on A date with eddie, 163 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,183 And you have To drive the limo. 164 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,486 And I'll even leave The privacy Screen down 165 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,821 So you can See how a woman 166 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,624 Is really supposed To treat her mens. 167 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,135 Alright. 168 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,436 And if I win, 169 00:08:56,503 --> 00:09:00,540 You have to haul Your heinous heinie Back to biloxi, 170 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:01,508 For good! 171 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,876 Alright, Then it's settled. 172 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,579 Saturday, you guys'll Duke it out. 173 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,781 And may The best girl win. 174 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,349 Don't worry. Don't worry. 175 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,284 I will. I will. 176 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,200 Hey, honey. 177 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,101 Hi, sweetheart. 178 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,103 Mm-hmm. 179 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,907 Well, guess who I talked to during Lunch today? 180 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:34,942 Who? 181 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,076 3j's mother. 182 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,144 You're kidding. 183 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,378 Well, it wasn't easy, 184 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,014 But, uh, I finally Managed to track her Down, yeah. 185 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,150 Well, come on, tell me. What happened? 186 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,317 What did she say? 187 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,418 What's she like? 188 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:48,188 Well, we talked For over an hour. 189 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,523 She wanted to know All about 3j, of course. 190 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,060 Why in the world Did she give him up? 191 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,830 Well, she said That she was 16 when She got pregnant, 192 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,632 So she had To drop out of school. 193 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,533 No job, and, uh, 194 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,203 Even worse, she had A drug problem. 195 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,404 Oh, no. 196 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,873 What about the father? 197 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,074 Well, he bailed, so-- 198 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,042 So she gave 3j up For adoption. 199 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,010 Mm-hmm. 200 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,812 Well, what's Her situation now? 201 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:15,315 Well, she said It's still tough, But she's trying. 202 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,985 She's in a rehab program... 203 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,587 So she's trying To get her life together. 204 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,222 She says it's a struggle, 205 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,558 But she's still In no position To take care of 3j. 206 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,830 I hope 3j understands When she tells him. 207 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:33,000 Well, actually, Harriette, uh... 208 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,567 3j's mother feels It would be best 209 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,569 That he didn't know Who she is. 210 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,372 Oh, carl, he's gonna Be so disappointed. 211 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,041 How do we tell him That his own mother 212 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,310 Doesn't even want To meet him? 213 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,812 I don't know, harriette. 214 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,714 I mean, I can't lie to him. 215 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,750 Even when the truth Is this painful? 216 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,252 What are we gonna do? 217 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,287 I don't know, harriette. 218 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,989 I just don't know. 219 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:15,508 Come on, don't Go with this, baby. 220 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,277 You know, greta, 221 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,546 You don't have to Fight myrtle for me. 222 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,480 Yes, I do. 223 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,749 When I whup her bony butt, 224 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,718 She'll be out Of our lives forever. 225 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:25,753 Myrtle! 226 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,725 Hey, greta. 227 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,927 Lookin' good, girl. 228 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:34,728 You ready for myrtle? 229 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,729 Are you kidding? 230 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,165 I'm gonna Grind her grits. 231 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,637 5 bucks says that Greta beats that Prissy myrtle up 232 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,638 In 5 rounds. 233 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,740 You're on, 234 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,308 'cause when it Comes to fighting, 235 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,910 I put my money On ugly. 236 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,014 [rocky-like theme playing] 237 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,488 [cheering] 238 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,624 Hellooooo, 239 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,159 Fight fans! 240 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:46,033 12 rounds of grudge boxing 241 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,903 Introducing, In the yellow trunks, 242 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,905 The goddess from chicago, 243 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,741 The windy-city wonder, 244 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,709 The peach with a punch, 245 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:01,781 Greta mccluuuure! 246 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,555 Aaaaand, 247 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,858 In the pink trunks, 248 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,460 The biloxi bomber, 249 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,463 The magnolia mauler, 250 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,698 The skirt with a hurt, 251 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:23,103 Miss myrtle mae urkel! 252 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:29,509 The referee For this afternoon's match is... 253 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,278 My cousin ralph. 254 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,748 Alright, I want A good, clean fight. 255 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,050 Break when I tell you. 256 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,886 No holding, no biting, No choking, no kicking, 257 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:39,920 No stomping, No hair-pulling. 258 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,488 In the event of a knockdown, 259 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,090 Go to a neutral corner and Stay there till I tell ya. 260 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,125 Any questions? No? Good. Fight. 261 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,587 Eddie: that's it, baby! Way to slam it! 262 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,090 What's the matter, Myrtie, huh? 263 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,792 All that makeup Slowing you down? 264 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,028 Huh? 265 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,363 You're kind of quick For a chubby girl. 266 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,231 What? 267 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,632 But here's a little Fashion tip. 268 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,936 With hips that wide, Stay away from Bright colors. 269 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,342 1... 270 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,376 2... 271 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,277 Pay up! 272 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,012 Pay up! She's on her butt! 273 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,948 I hope she didn't Hurt herself. 274 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,282 Get up, myrtle! 275 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,516 Get up! 276 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,751 8... 277 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,752 9. 278 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:46,819 Man: yeah! 279 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,022 [all cheering] 280 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,459 Oh, I'm peeved. 281 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,761 You twisted my wonderbra. 282 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,329 Oh, it's a wonderbra, Alright. 283 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,864 It's wondering What it's doing there. 284 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,466 Oh, I'm knocking you out! 285 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,774 Eddie, don't Do that now. 286 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,076 Do that later. 287 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,778 Eddie: Good shot, baby! 288 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,046 Oh, that it. 289 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,933 Take that, You windy-city warthog. 290 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,468 Ralph: 1... Get up! 291 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,004 2...3... 292 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,538 Ooh! Pay up, Baby! 293 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,906 Pay up! 294 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,674 Not so fast. Look. 295 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,276 7... 296 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,344 8... 297 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,412 9. 298 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,614 [all cheering] 299 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,017 Had enough, hussy? 300 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,818 I'm just getting Warmed up, heifer. 301 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,286 Oh, come on. Come on. 302 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,760 Bell, bell, bell, bell. Bell, bell, bell, bell. 303 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,029 Get--get-- 304 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,434 Alright, now, Lookie here, greta. 305 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,236 I want you to work Your jab, alright? 306 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,038 Put together Some combinations, baby. 307 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,773 Take your time, alright? 308 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,875 Now, come across With the right hand 309 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,177 And keep your guard up. 310 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,211 Don't sweat so much. 311 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,779 It's making Your mascara run. 312 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,182 And keep your guard up, Because every time She hits you, 313 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,416 It smears your rouge. 314 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,152 Mm-hmm. Look, I'm not A magician. 315 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,986 I can only do So much. 316 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,390 [buzzer sounds] 317 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,696 Aah! Aah! 318 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,118 Hey, hey, hey, Come on, break it up. 319 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,286 Hey, I said Break it up! 320 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,121 Hey, I'm the ref Over here. 321 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,556 Come on, break it up! 322 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,297 1... 323 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,031 2... 324 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,566 3... Get up! 325 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,768 4...5... Get up! 326 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,404 6...7... Well, somebody get up! 327 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,405 8... 328 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,373 9... 329 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:53,940 10! 330 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,007 They're out! 331 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,076 What does this mean? 332 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,044 All bets are off. 333 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,912 It's a draw. 334 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,114 Oh, well, eddie. 335 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,682 I guess you still Have myrtle after you. 336 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,684 [both laughing] 337 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,059 Skank. 338 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,461 Gator bait. 339 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,744 Hey, handsome. How was your cake? 340 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,180 I'm not sure. 341 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,547 I need another piece 342 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,151 Before I can Really give you An honest answer. 343 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,821 Cute, 3j, but I think You've had enough. 344 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,993 Okay, mr. W, Lunch is over. 345 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:50,297 You can give me The bad news now. 346 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,398 What are you talking about? 347 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,100 Well, whenever You got bad news, 348 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,336 You feed me real good. 349 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,340 Like that time you Let me have 3 milkshakes 350 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,042 Then told me my tonsils Had to come out. 351 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,978 Now, today you let me Have pancakes 352 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,580 And chocolate cake. 353 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,350 So it's gotta Be awful news. 354 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,522 Well, 3j, uh... 355 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,291 I do have some Bad news for you. 356 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,361 But I got some Pretty good news, too. 357 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,763 Is the bad news About my mom? 358 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,765 Yes. 359 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,702 You see, 3j, Harriette and I 360 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,473 Have given this situation A great deal of thought, 361 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,375 And we feel That it would be best 362 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,478 To wait until you're older Before we look for your mom. 363 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,346 Why? 364 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,349 Well, 3j, This kind of thing, 365 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,318 Grownups have a hard time Dealing with. 366 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,387 You're only 9-years-old. 367 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,592 But if you wait until You're a little older, 368 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,561 I promise you... 369 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,497 That we will look For your mom together. 370 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,566 Okay? 371 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,067 Okay. 372 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,935 What's the good news? 373 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,337 Well... 374 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:11,344 3j, you have been Living with us For over a year now, 375 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,313 And...Well... 376 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,583 We consider you family. 377 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:20,787 And if it's okay with you, We'd like to make it official. 378 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,688 Official? 379 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,689 Mm-hmm. 380 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,224 Harriette and I would Like to adopt you. 381 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,026 Are you serious? 382 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,027 Yes, I am. 383 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,263 You wanna adopt me? 384 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,331 Very much. 385 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,466 Aw, shucks! 386 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,441 Okay. So I'll tell you what. 387 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,510 Why don't you go score us A couple of gum balls 388 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,144 While I settle Our bill, okay? 389 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:45,945 Okay. 390 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:46,979 Alright. 391 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,419 Thank you. 392 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,520 You're welcome. 393 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:58,057 No. I mean Thank you for... 394 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,460 For letting me See my son. 395 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,661 He's pretty special, Isn't he? 396 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,962 Yeah. 397 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,966 And he's lucky to have A family that loves him. 398 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,869 Nah. We're the lucky ones. 399 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,377 I got the gum balls. 400 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,011 And I got you the red one 401 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:23,182 'cause I know that's Your favorite color...Dad. 402 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,817 Thank you, son. 403 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,123 Bye-bye. 404 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,725 Bye.